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Permanent Vacation

Mom is a little jealous. It is kind of like we’re on a permanent vacation. Except we know it just might, someday, end. Today is not that day. Yesterday we toured every outskirt of Seattle that we’d seen from the boat to find the parks and ‘beaches’. We saw an ice cream truck, giants, and a lady that sings to the geese. Loudly. We found a State Park with a heated indoor pool and indoor tennis courts. And more beaches. I stuck my toes in the water and decided I certainly have not lived up north long enough to remember that I used to swim at Old Orchard Beach in Maine, which I think was around 45 degrees in August.

I am now fairly bronzed, and this morning treated myself to a pedicure, something I had sworn off in an effort to reduce my spending, but they’re less that 20$ here, so why not give it a go? I was a little nervous that the cheapness would result in toe fungus, and prepared to run off mid polish in necessary. However, it was even better here than in Austin. I was divinely pampered.

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Photo Limits = Grouchy Blogger

Talk about frustrating. I was all about this flickr thing, and had organized all my pictures and started to upload them. So now, I’m trying snapfish.

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I should be going backwards to add to the appropriate posts, but then I bet that you wouldn’t even look at them:

Flickr – Seattle Memorial Day Weekend – that’s the pics that are cute but are not Sasquatch from when everyone was here. I’ve added some more recently.

Snapfish – Sasquatch – I bet you can figure out what those are. There’s no place for explanations, but they’re either of us, the music, or the view…

Snapfish – Fremont Fair – this is for the post I never wrote. It would have gone a little like this:

Maybe 78704 is Austin style hippie, but Fremont is pretty far out there too. The parade is to celebrate the ‘Soulstice’, so there’s a parade of nekkid bicyclers, and then a huge parade of more stuff that makes even less sense. If it looks a little strange, that’s because nothing could be motorized or not recyclable. Earth friendly parade. It was certainly the most crowded event that I’ve been to in Seattle, and very interesting. You can see the one picture of a crowded street, and there was also a car show of strange cars. The clouds towards the end of the afternoon looked like rain so I headed home instead of to the end celebration at Gas Works Park, but I had seen plenty.

Hope you enjoy!!

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One Word

Answer all thirty-five questions using only one word. It’s harder than it looks. Give it a try on your blog. From iced mocha.

1. Where is your cell phone?
Dunno…
2. Relationship?
Yes…
3. Your hair?
Stupid…
4. Work?
No…
5. Your sister?
Zero…
6. Your favorite thing?
Husband…
7. Your dream last night?
Nothing…
8. Your favorite drink?
Enviga…
9. Your dream car?
Mine…
10. The room you’re in?
Little…
11. Your shoes?
Shoeless…
12. Your fears?
Never…
13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
Mommy…
14. Who did you hang out with this weekend?
Me…
15. What you’re not good at?
Creativity…
16. Muffin?
Top…
17. One of your wish list items?
Success…
18. Where you grew up?
Seattle…
19. The last thing you did?
Breakfast…
20. What are you wearing?
PJs…
21. What aren’t you wearing?
Makeup…
22. Your pet?
None…
23. Your computer?
Old…
24. Your life?
Exciting…
25. Your mood?
Waking…
26. Missing?
Heat…
27. What are you thinking about right now?
Exercise…
28. Your car?
Awesome…
29. Your kitchen?
Tiny…
30. Your summer?
Eventually…
31. Your favorite color?
Black…
32. When is the last time you laughed?
Bedtime…
33. Last time you cried?
Friday…
34. School?
History…
35. Love?
Always…

only one word
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Oh Hai, Rly – In Ur Blog

Three months ago or so, I noticed that I can has cheezburger was, and has remained, the top blog on WordPress. Then I saw this cute little article in the Houston Chronicle, entitled “I’M IN UR NEWSPAPER WRITIN MAH COLUM” that made me laugh some more. It’s not the pictures, it’s the 1337 speak text associated, (you might call it typos…) that has me encouraging the site by stopping by every so often and going through way too many pictures. Now I’m encouraging you. Take a peek, pleez. LOLcats. So silly.

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A New ‘Why I Blog’

Raincoaster turned me on to Barbara Ehrenreich’s Blog, full of wisdom and interesting thoughts, and the following post:

Before You Write That Book . . .

Everyone has a book in them, at least everyone who writes to me seems to have a story waiting to be packaged between hard covers and peddled on Amazon: The mother trying to support an autistic child on $6.50 an hour, the army medic who’s seen how military health care goes wrong way before Walter Reed, the inner-city school teacher who digs into his own pocket to pay for pencils and glue. These are all potentially great stories, but I have one piece of advice: Don’t write a book. At least not yet.

I’m not saying this because I want to keep the wildly lucrative business of book-writing to myself. First, it isn’t wildly lucrative; most of the royalty statements I’ve received over the course of my career have been in the negative numbers. I consider a book — or an article — a success if it earns just enough to allow me to go on to the next one.

More to the point, most books don’t start as books. They evolve from humbler efforts such as magazine articles, doctoral dissertations, even op-eds or blogs. If you find yourself saying “I could write about a book about it,” start by writing something far shorter. If you can’t get that published — as an op-ed, for example — you’re not ready for a book. Correction: you may be ready, but an agent or editor isn’t going to pay much attention to an entirely unpublished writer.

Nor do I warn you away out of some desire to mystify the writing process. Maybe, in some cases, there’s a “gift” involved, but most of us writers are just skilled craftspersons. We don’t sit down at the computer and watch elegant sentences float onto the screen by themselves. We research, we outline, we agonize, we draft and re-draft and go through countless revisions. If we do a good job, it’s because we’ve been doing it week after week, year after year, and because we’re always open to another revision or even another round of research.

It’s an odd way of life, often fatal to relationships and day jobs. You go to bed wondering if you’ve boxed yourself in with a digression or a point that should come later on. You wake up at 4 AM to scratch out a solution on scrap paper. Sometimes you’re elated; more often you’re convinced you’ve produced a pile of unsalvageable crap. If you want to be a writer, prepare to be bipolar, paranoid (that’s when everything in the world seems to be part of your theme), and, a lot of the time, solitary, sleepless and poor.

And we haven’t even gotten to the publishing part. These days, most publishers file unsolicited manuscripts under “recycling.” Once, in the distant past, I’m told, they paid low-level assistant editors to skim the manuscripts that came their way, but now publishing houses depend on agents to do the screening for them. The agent will read your proposal, decide whether it’s worth pursuing, and, in return for finding you a publisher and negotiating a contract, take 15 percent of any money your earn.

But first you have to find an agent. You start by writing a book proposal (about 20 double-spaced pages for a first-time author, or drafts of several chapters) and send it off, with cover letter and clips (of articles you have already published) to someone listed as a “literary agent” in the yellow pages. (There are 164 literary agents listed in New York City, the nation’s publishing capital.) You follow up with phone calls and, depending on your theological outlook, prayer or animal sacrifice.

My first agent let my book — which has recently been re-issued as For Her Own Good: 200 Years of the Experts’ Advice to Women, co-authored by Deirdre English — serve as a desktop ornament for nine months. Fortunately, we had one of those inside connections that is all too common in the publishing world. Deirdre’s father, who worked for a university press, knew an editor at Doubleday whom we could approach directly. We did; she took it; and the agent proceeded to sue us successfully for her unearned 15 percent of our tiny advance.

Now suppose you do land a publisher; you finish your book; it’s accepted and finally lands in your mail box — a beautiful tome of extraordinary relevance, a monumental work that will change the course of human history. Stroke its glossy cover, admire the font, savor your brilliant last paragraph, display it on your coffee table. Because — and here’s the tragic part — chances are that no one else will. About 200,000 books are published each year in the United States, and few are even reviewed. In fact, the venues for book reviews are shrinking: fewer daily newspapers bother with them, and the flagship New York Times Book Review gets more emaciated every year.

Which is why I say: start small. Write a letter to the editor, a 700-word op-ed piece, or try pitching an article to a local weekly. Get used to rejection (there’s even a website for rejected letters to the editor). And if you’re tired of rejection, can’t find an agent or a publisher, and don’t have a trust fund to keep you going — hey, you can always write a blog.

 

barbara ehrenreich
www.ehrenreich.blogs.com.com

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Wasting Time

From iced mocha

A-Attached or Single?
So attached. In a good way.

B-Best Friend:
I’ve learned to never throw that around again, my BF should always stay the same, even if she lives in Denver, or NYC. She was the only normal one.

C-Cake or Pie:
If I had to pick, cake, if it’s cheesecake. It’s the only sweet I eat, although I can’t remember the last time I had some.

D-Drink of Choice:
This always makes me laugh, I immediately think alcohol…how about Enviga.

E-Essential Item: Lip gloss. Really. Running outside = lipgloss.

F- Favorite color:
Black is the new black.

G-Gummi Bears or Worms?
Both! Bears are good in martinis (bet you didn’t know that) and worms are good in those little cups you make in kindergarten with pudding and mushed up oreos.

H-Hometown:
Smallest place in the universe, Connecticut.

I-Indulgence:
Used to be my mani/pedi, which I haven’t had since I moved from Austin, since it was a $70 luxury. Here, I recently discovered full sets for $20 by UW. I’m still wondering if it’s safe…

J-January or February:
January, of course, SEND ME BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!! 🙂

K-Kids:
Are someone else’s problem. My parents are way too young to be grandparents. And I’m trying to stay skinny.

L-Life is incomplete without:
Happiness and love. Optimistic attitudes. Life changing moments. A little sun, a little rain. Growth.

M-Marriage Date:
May 28!!! SEND MORE PRESENTS!!!!

N-Number of Siblings:
Two little (but bigger) brothers. Who are just lovely.

O-Oranges or Apples?
Apples with PB, or OJ. Tough call.

P-Phobias/Fears:
Tobophobia – fear of being buried alive. I also – since seeing a certain Mythbusters – am a little afraid of driving my car into a lake.

Q-Favorite Quote:
A chief event of life is the day in which we have encountered a mind that startled us.~Emerson

R-Reasons to smile:
I’m practically always smiling, unless my contacts hurt.

S-Season:
Now that I live somewhere that has seasons, I’m excited about summer.

T-Tag Three:
Blindeh, snippy, tmom.

U-Unknown Fact About Me:
Shoe shopping in the other window for ‘sensible walking sneaks’.

V-Vindictive or Forgiving? Oh, how this has changed. Almost always forgiving.

W-Worst Habit:
Messing with my nails.

X-X-rays or Ultrasounds?
For what? Neither, please.

Y-Your Favorite Foods:
Italian – pasta, and clam chowder lately…

Z-Zodiac:
Don’t believe it. At all.

strange cat
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My New Crush

After exploring all the blogs I told you to here, I have a new favorite. Blog. And person. Zach Braff. I think we have a lot in common. Our taste in music. We blog.

Okay, maybe that’s it. And maybe he doesn’t post every day like he should, but he’s way cuter and probably busier than Rosie. Hey Zach, I’m gonna go check out your new movie, The Ex. You’re welcome. What’s that? Oh, I’m not your biggest fan? This guy is? Whatever.

No seriously, watch that, all the way through.

zach braff hott
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Trying Flickr

So there, what I went and did was put all the Maritime Festival Pictures from this weekend up in my Flickr account. I don’t use it very often since there’s limited sizes and code, but for sharing purposes, this might work best. I’m hoping that you can just open the link and see everything. I put up a dozen or so. We take too many…

Tons of blogs have little photo slide shows on the side of the page, I’m not going to attempt all that. It’s easier for all of us that way. Updated: As you will see if you’ve been around, Flickr sucks and I’m using Snapfish these days.

Click here

You can view it as a slide show or click the detail button for the little blurbs I added for you. Let me know what you think.

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I’ll Have You Know

Rosie shamelessly plugged her Blog Thursday on The View. She must have heard somegosoftly talking about her. She mentioned the Blogger’s Choice Awards, which you may have noticed hanging out in my right column over there. She’s nominated for Best Celebrity Blogger. I went and read it. Well, clicked through a couple pages. If you’re not going to, it’s home movies and what I think she would call ‘free verse’. It reminded me there are so many different kinds of blogs out there, journals and stories, rants and raves.

I have not mentioned to you a vote for me request, my particular intention was just to draw new people over here, internet readers and blog fans, considering I know my main following are not blog-inclined – thanks for the love of course. I’ll even admit to you I nominated myself, in addition of course to Snippy and Cryptic Philosopher. But, I will suggest you go peruse if you have nothing better to do, there are categories and rankings that may help you stumble upon something you love.

ugly rosie
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