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#17

Five Things I’m Starting to Remember About NaNoWriMo:

1. People making fun of it
2. Not sleeping
3. Being very grouchy
4. Writing during family time
5. The anti-climatic ending

Click here for information. Can’t stop, won’t stop…

#16

Five Things I Always Forget When Packing:

1. Toothpaste
2. Q tips
3. Glasses case
4. Nintendo DS
5. Hair clips


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Husband always remembers 1-4, so I’m usually O.K.

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#15

Five Categories I Would Sweep In Jeopardy:

1. 90s One Hit Wonders
2. Calorie content of Junk Food
3. Law and Order guest stars
4. Fat View hosts
5. Seattle recyclables

Here’s how to really win.

What would yours be?

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#14

Five Things I Completely Forgot About Fall, After 8 Years:

1. Women wearing boots. With everything.
2. Razor burn.
3. Coats.
4. The sun setting 4 hours early all of a sudden.
5. People talking about the weather.


www.australianaura.com
I don’t care what you say, it’s retarded.

Click here for information. It’s not blogworthy as a story, but in a list, well ok.

#13

Five Recent Excuses I’ve used For Not Working Out:

1. Sitting around makes me more tired.
2. I think it might be, like, fall or something outside.
3. This bag of salt and vinegar chips looks lonely.
4. All running does is mess up my pedicure.
5. Everyone else has such fancy pedometer/music/map/shoe/distance meters. I need one.


www.thelifestylecompany.com

Click here for information. It’s me, trying to be funny. Concisely.

#12

Five Inventions I’ve Suggested that have been Turned Down:

1. Paparazzi you can send your friends (like getting punk’d).
2. JLB- (Just Like Britney) Razor and Hat/Wig Combo.
3. Frocks – shirts made out of Croc material.
4. A cell phone that just makes phone calls.
5. Spamblocker.


www.gardenbargainsonline.com

Click here for information. Yes, it’s already been 11 weeks of you shaking your head in dismay. (Cue: “All By Myself…”). So, the top five lists march on…

#11

Five Reasons I’m Too Old For MySpace

1. I’m married.
2. Can’t read a single sentence of txt msgng.
3. No one ever asks “You on MySpace?” anymore.
4. Won’t take 1/2 nekkid pic of myself in mirror.
5. Predators no longer message me.


www.xkcd.com

Click here for information. This, and every subsequent 10th Friday Fives, will be a giant super fun filled list of links to make you smile – or something. So click the links!

#10

Five Silly Links – First Edition

1. Silly State Mottos
2. Being Monitored
3. Make GW Say Anything
4. Conversational French
5. History of Video Games

Click here for information if you’re still curious. Feel free to add disbelief or shock and amazement in the comments.

#9

Five Things I’ve Seen More In Seattle Than Anywhere In The WHOLE WIDE WORLD:

1. Rollerbladers
2. Midgets (little people?)
3. Utilikilts
4. The Club
5. Pink hair

www.fireflower.org

See the pages for the information, if you’re a blogger. If you’re not, feel free to add your five, or one, or twelve, in a comment. Not sure how that would work this week…

#8

Five People I Am POSITIVE Haven’t Been Naked w/Britney In A Hot Tub:

1. Me


www.whatchoolookinat.com

(She’s sad)