Click here for information. Yes, it’s already been 11 weeks of you shaking your head in dismay. (Cue: “All By Myself…”). So, the top five lists march on…

#11

Five Reasons I’m Too Old For MySpace

1. I’m married.
2. Can’t read a single sentence of txt msgng.
3. No one ever asks “You on MySpace?” anymore.
4. Won’t take 1/2 nekkid pic of myself in mirror.
5. Predators no longer message me.


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