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New Movies In Queue

During the premiere of Nip/Tuck last night, Sony Pictures had movie trailers instead of commercial breaks. I like.

Can’t WAIT to see Stranger than Fiction. Will Farrell may not be too serious, but I think the plot is pure genius. There was also Running With Scissors, a strange book I’ve read so I might check the movie out. Then, Will Smith is some old homeless guy with a kid. Dunno about that one.

stranger than fiction
www.a69.g.akami.net

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Answer To Previous Post: YES.

Mom wasn’t even concerned that I might-have-ever-so-subtly referred to her as a ‘redneck’. Or that I have a blog. Or that family antics make the blog. I let her know about Snippy’s comment that at least it wasn’t a yard sale, and she said “That story about the BIRDS should be on you blog”.

I’m not even sure how to TELL this story, as talking to my mom just changed the beginning.

What I thought happened: Dad told us kids that it was hot in the house, and the birds (two little stupid things I can’t remember why we had in the first place) were making a lot of noise due to the window being open and the racket of people in the yard checking out all his mirrors with beer logos on them. He brought the birds outside, and some lady offered him so much money for them and the cage she thought was antique that he had no choice but to sell the birds.

What Mom just told me REALLY happened: Dad hates the birds, they go outside, they get sold, Dad is happy.

Sneaky parents, sneaky.

yard sale
www.thecabin.net

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Do They MAKE Rednecks In Connecticut?

Seriously, no one seems HALF as shocked as me that my parents thought it was perfectly FINE to purchase a hot tub at the state fair. They certainly seemed to think it was fine. They called excited. Here I am, breathing into a paper bag, trying to not act like I’m better than anyone I’m related to; while I listen to the story of the driving out there and the bargaining tactics and the deal with the cover thrown in—come on people.

state fair
www.ontheroadwithdavid.com

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Weekend-itis

I’m ready to go back to my nice couch, Law and Order reruns, and pajamas. Fridays are too hard to get anything done, and the clock moves slower simply because of how anxious I am to start this wonderful LABOR DAY HOLIDAY WEEKEND that I have nothing planned for…yet.

latesha ruined casual friday for everyone
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Thought Muscles

It’s the Real Deal now!

Up ’till now, we will call…my practice blog. It was the flexing of the “Interesting Thought Muscles”. Surely, in time, I will grow ashamed of that weak first attempt, and amaze everyone with my witticism. Now that I’ve moved from Blogger to WordPress, I already feel smarter and more sophisticated. It’ll just keep getting better (no that is not a promise).

WordPress has many highlights that make it easier than Blogger, and more professional too. We’ll get to know each other better. And fall in love.

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BPM

Not sure if anyone out there has a riot of a hairdresser like mine, but Friday while I was there inhaling bleach through hair follicles, she showed me her secret stash of magazines that no one else but her clients get to view. Much better than Teen Vogue.

BPM is this amazing mess of a magazine that covers music and life and stuff. I’ve never wanted to steal anything and rush to a computer and search everything so bad. I’m pretty sure once I’m done researching everything I didn’t know about, I’ll be like 15% cooler. I learned more in that hair appointment than, like, in the last week.

***Did I just say like in a blog? Who types that? Whatever.***
Everything from electrocore to Danny Masterson to the nightlife in Israel was discussed. I’m subscribing in another browser window now.

bpm mag
www.bpmmagazine.net

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Tanning Is So Superficial…

Unless you’re on a mission. We need to look our best for the Young Execs Charity Event, so the right thing to do is rent a boat and lay in the sun all. day. long. The little boat did not want to anchor, I don’t think that the Lake Travis water could be any lower…but that really doesn’t concern me. In fact, I learned that when the boat moves, you don’t have to. Very even tan.

nice wakeboard boat
www.beachfrontboats.com

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Dear Guy On Bike:

Hello there. Yes, I saw you yesterday on 360. No I do not think that it is very funny that while I sat in traffic you made it about 10 miles in about 2 minutes.
You can stop taunting the other traffic now. At least I won’t be sweaty.

That is all.

people on bikes
www.shelllakeonline.com

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Finally!

It’s about time!

After the very first time I walked on the UT campus, I wondered why I hadn’t seen the school on the top of the “Best Party School” list. I’m so sure that the four year legacy of partying I left help bump it to #1. 😉 That’s my school. Yeehaw!

ut tower lit
www.austinist.com