Wasn’t expecting the funness. It’s a word if I say so.

#87

Five Totally Unexpected Things I’ll Be Doing This Week:

1. Partying like it’s 1999.
2. Suntanning.
3. Skiing.
4. Danceoff!
5. Using a shovel.

I’m busy, but you know this.

#86

Five Entertaining Links:

1. Where IS that NCAA school? Link
2. Things are all downhill for me. Link
3. Sad 911 stories. Link
4. One book for you. Link
5. Don’t get sick. Link

Sybo sorta asked for it. I present to you Flapjack Friday.

#85

Five Fantastic Flapjack (F)Photos:

Feel free to add your own.

#84

Five Things I Could Waste All Day On:

1. Themes for my Blackberry.
2. Trying to find things I can’t afford on eBay.
3. Dreaming up jobs that will fall into my lap.
4. Looking for split ends.
5. Picking the puppy I’m never getting.

They could all use some work.

#83

Five Statements We’re Preparing for the Cops:

1. Well, to be honest, we are a little tipsy.
2. She didn’t know he was 18.
3. That moose was asking for it.
4. Suck it, Trebek.
5. SF started it.

Good thing I kept these around, it seems like all I do these days.

#82

Five Found Facts I Barely Believe:

1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
2. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
   down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
3. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will
   instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
4. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
   sink into quicksand.
5. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.

I’m always waiting.

#81

Five Gifts I’m Not Getting For Valentine’s:

1. My Christmas gift.
2. My birthday gift.
3. My skiing a black run gift.
4. My long overdue dream purse.
5. Airline tickets to anywhere…

Or else. I need your opinions.

#80

Five Reasons I’m Thinking of Retiring Friday Fives:

1. Not that funny.
2. 80 is a nice round number.
3. Was supposed to get others involved.
4. I could take suggestions for other Friday themes.
5. I could just post a regular entry.