They could all use some work.
#83
Five Statements We’re Preparing for the Cops:
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Well, to be honest, we are a little tipsy.
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She didn’t know he was 18.
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That moose was asking for it.
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Suck it, Trebek.
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SF started it.
Be Prepared
Cat Killfoil
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Cat Killfoil 
“What seems to be the officer, problem?”
Good one!
“She did it!”
“Don’t you know who I am?”
“I blame Bush.”
“I just wanted my team to win.”
“Don’t you know who my father is?”
“No hablo ingles.”
“I was young and stupid.”
“She’s never skied before.”
Snippy, I figured that one would be self-explanatory by the casts
Snippy – WHAT? Did you crash, burn & break?!
She just concussed. She’ll live. If she starts drinking more again. 😉