I’m always waiting.
#81
Five Gifts I’m Not Getting For Valentine’s:
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My Christmas gift.
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My birthday gift.
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My skiing a black run gift.
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My long overdue dream purse.
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Airline tickets to anywhere…
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Patience Smatience
Maybe if you got a job, you’d get half of those things…
Craig, that’s not the way marriage works.
This is somewhat off-topic, but it made me think of you so I had to post—I think you need to put this on your wishlist for the next gift giving occasion (how is that for a tie-in?).
http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347/ref=pd_mw_b_3?ie=UTF8&s=books
Job? What is that?
Thanks ASH, love it. Adding to the Amazon wish list MK doesn’t look at…
Trish:
I guess my wife will be sorely disappointed.
Actually, Craig, if you let your future wife spend half her money on stuff she really wants, you could hardly be considered a disappointment. 😉
Shit. No wonder I’m divorced.
Trish:
If she wants to spend her money on groceries and cleaning supplies, that’s fine with me.
Craig: Oh no!
Methinks Craig’s sister needs to step in here & smack some sense into him! 🙂
And WHEN are you going to stop talking about that DAMN PURSE!!??
My future wife will also be able to take jokes about misogynistic stereotypes. 😛
I hope I get to meet her.
I’m dying laughing right now. Craig- good luck finding that one.
Sybo – It’s a lost cause. And I’ll stop talking about the purse WHEN I GET THE PURSE!
Snippy – You crack me up.
Thank you all for the comment hilarity.
Snippy: I feel the exact same way =\
Craig, you’re like 9. Plenty of time.
I’m nearly at the point where my auto insurance company will reduce my rates due to my age. I’m getting old!
WATCH IT, BUDDY.
He is running a little late…