Time to get it in gear.

#98

Five Things Making Me Sad:

1. No more brother.
2. No more carbs.
3. No more sparkly cell phone.
4. No more work-out-less-ness.
5. No more easy and lazy.

They try to send me to rehab, I say no, no, no.

#97

Five Reasons I Missed Friday Fives

1. Throwing SB a bachelorette party (use the term loosely).
2. Relay for Life Hash Party.
3. BL giant birthday blowout.
4. That anniversary thingy.
5. The alcohol consumed in mass quantities at each of the above.

Creepy McCreeperton was at the beach today. I guess everyone needs love.

#96

Five Really Bad Pickup Lines We Listened To The Same Dude Deliver To Random Chicks

1. “You are rocking that fedora.”
2. “I texted a girlfriend that Kim Kardashian was here, I thought you were her.”
3. “I’m being deployed to Afghanistan.”
4. “Oh, LA? I’ll come up there sometime.”
5. “I’ll keep a lookout for you when you come back.”

Complainers not allowed.

#95

Five Reasons I’m Not Really Minding the “May Grey”

1. It makes early workouts seem less taxing.
2. I’m still wearing my sunglasses anyway.
3. New friends with pool inland.
4. Sleeping in a little never hurt anyone.
5. It often burns off by noon.

It’s all uphill from here.

#93&4

Ten Tidbits To Make Up For Abandoning you.

1. I was wrong thinking life without the internet would be easier.
2. I was a super awesome friend to a friend in need last week.
3. I followed it up by being the worst friend ever.
4. We have three sets of company scheduled already, two are family!
5. I was able to get a library card because my Mom sent me a sweet letter.
6. I can’t say that I never burn anymore, but I didn’t peel!
7. I am learning how to cook new things.
8. MK has boated two weekends straight.
9. The beach cruiser + my brand of clumsy may be the death of me.
10. We forgot about the “May grey”. Boo.

See you in a week?

#92

Five reasons I Take Back Friday Fives #90.

1. The computer broke.
2. It was the hardware.
3. Like I said it was.
4. Dell is replacing the shi**y video card.
5. For free since it was NOT MY FAULT.

Hmpfh.

Road trip preparedness.

#91

Five Reasons I’m Happy About the Tow Hitch :

1. Bag one of clothes hangers
2. Bag two of clothes hangers
3. Bag three of clothes hangers
4. MK’s calm packing – none of this.
5. Fully reclining passenger seat, score.

Hoping to have stories for you on Monday!

Thank you…

#90

Five things I have to do for MK for fixing my laptop for good.

1. Double bacon breakfasts.
2. No more eye rolling.
3. Pack faster.
4. Take down the last sentence of the last blog post (done!)
5. Not break the computer.

This nothing happening week is killing me.

#89

Five things I’m wasting time with since the internet is so slow:

1. Celebrity photos and gossip.
2. Eating too much.
3. Bothering MK.
4. Making lists that I look at later and throw away.
5. Painting my nails over and over.