Creepy McCreeperton was at the beach today. I guess everyone needs love.
Five Really Bad Pickup Lines We Listened To The Same Dude Deliver To Random Chicks
- “You are rocking that fedora.”
“I texted a girlfriend that Kim Kardashian was here, I thought you were her.”
“I’m being deployed to Afghanistan.”
“Oh, LA? I’ll come up there sometime.”
“I’ll keep a lookout for you when you come back.”