Creepy McCreeperton was at the beach today. I guess everyone needs love.
Five Really Bad Pickup Lines We Listened To The Same Dude Deliver To Random Chicks
- “You are rocking that fedora.”
“I texted a girlfriend that Kim Kardashian was here, I thought you were her.”
“I’m being deployed to Afghanistan.”
“Oh, LA? I’ll come up there sometime.”
“I’ll keep a lookout for you when you come back.”
3 works well until you ask them what rank they are, where they’re stationed, etc…until you can tell they’re BSing.
btw, women in uniform don’t do anything for me, so I guess that works out, too
Whatever, you should just try it while you’re here and see how it goes…
“I’m shipping out TOMORROW…”