Nacho cheese.
That, my friends, is my favorite joke. Explanation unnecessary.
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Conversation With Katie Couric
Hey, there. Don’t worry, no one watches the evening news anymore. It’s too depressing. I know they are stressed out about you not keeping that large following, but that was probably a bunch of curious people. Look at the long term. Week to week goals are hard to manage. You’ll be fine. Your outfits have been great. Really. Well, I’ve only seen a few since I don’t tune in all the time but, no, no, don’t get mad. I’m sure that those Amish people didn’t even want you there. It wasn’t the only news story, of course I understand that. You just keep on truckin’ girl. I just wanted to let you know that I am rooting for you.
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You Go, Grandma
I’m talking about Ruth, have you seen her? I discovered Ruth my first year in Austin. I didn’t have cable, so it was the 4 or 5 fuzzy channels. She’s on Travis County Access, doing “Seniorcise”.
She’ll have a chair and like a ribbon, and do some arm circles, sway a little, sit, stand up, sit, repeat. It’s old people exercise. I ate a whole bag of Doritos and watched the entire 30 minute routine the first time I saw her in her pink socks and pink shorts and pink shirt and pink earrings. It’s HILARIOUS.
I mean, good for her, right? I don’t know many 70-somethings with that much mobility and energy (not to MENTION their own TV show).
I saw Ruth again yesterday and it was like being connected with an old friend. I was all ‘blah’ on the couch and Ruth cheered me right up with her “ok, and step and lift and step and lift and step and that’s good right there now do the other side and step and…”
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Cat Killfoil 