This website, cracked.com, is pretty funny. There are many many lists of things that I would remember and write about if I were smarter. Or at least more resourceful. Or knew how to use the internet. Or…well, you get the idea.
Here’s the list of the 12 Most Ridiculous Similes in Music History for starters.
The album titles list and the bad band names list would be high on MY list of good lists as well.
Cat Killfoil 
Hahahaha! I really appreciated the picture of Def Leppard as well….are those parachute pants? Oh good lord!
“I have a friend, he’s really into similes. He uses a lot of similes. He’s like……annoying.” – Demetri Martin