Trying my best not to be that guy.

#120

Five Facebook Updates It Took All My Effort Not To Publish

1. Husband carried me across the threshold of new house.
2. We have more pairs of skis (6 now?) than chairs in our new house.
3. First cooking dinner in new house!
4. I can put my clothes in every closet if I want, it’s MY house!
5. Furniture shopping for new house.

Bet you can guess what’s coming. These aren’t even clues. This is like a map.

#118

Five Cases Of Deja Vu:

1. Last year: Anxious for snow. This year: Expecting snow tomorrow.
2. Last year: Things I couldn’t wait for. This year: Ditto.
3. Last year: Drama getting going. This year: Less drama, but still.
4. Last year: Explaining the move. This year: Wait for it…
5. Last year: Visitors. This year: Everyone get ready!

DR made my week with his observation that we should have stayed in college.

#117

Five Jokes Perfect For This Weekend:

1. Why can’t Texas fall into the Gulf? Oklahoma SUCKS.
2. Guy in a bar says, “Wanna hear a good OU joke?” The guy next to him replies, “Well before you tell that joke, you should know I’m 6′, 200 lbs., and I’m an OU grad. The guy next to me is 6′ 2″…;…, 225lbs, and he’s an OU grad. And the fella next to him is 6′ 5″, 250lbs, and he’s an OU grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?” The first guy says, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
3. What does the OU grad say to the UT grad? “Do you want fries with that?”
4. It was reported that Oklahoma head football coach Bob Stoops will only be dressing twenty players for the Texas game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.
5. What is the difference between an Sooner fan and a puppy? Eventually the puppy stops whining.

I’m not the only one…

#116

Five Things I Have Not Grown Out Of:

1. Temper tantrums
2. Naps
3. Asking too many questions
4. Hating most vegetables
5. Cheesy jokes

No time for birthdays, there’s good TV on!

#115

Five Great Things I’m Enjoying On Hulu:

1. ACL Fest Live Stream
2. It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
3. Glee
4. Modern Family
5. New Family Guy episodes

Feeling giggly. Don’t even ask, these are odd ones.

#114

Five Words That Always Make Me Laugh:

1. Yonkers
2. Inherent
3. Junkie
4. Abercrombie (when MR says it)
5. Seriously

Mom and Dad are crazy.

#113

Five Things We Didn’t See Coming On This Trip:

1. Partying with these guys.
2. Eating dinner here.
3. Totally getting overbooked Sunday!
4. The boats.
5. 7AM wake up calls by tree trimmers.

Maybe just a little frustration talking.

#112

Five Reasons I Don’t Even Want A House:

1. Impossible to make a decision.
2. Nothing as nice as SB’s or TB’s.
3. Don’t even know where to live.
4. I think you have to keep it clean.
5. MK’s furniture shopping budget is weak.

Great week.

#111

Five Things I Loved In Park City:

1. TB. BB. SB. NB.
2. All the houses!
3. Cool nights.
4. Everyone being so active.
5. Summer in the mountains.