Never Gets Old

DR made my week with his observation that we should have stayed in college.

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Five Jokes Perfect For This Weekend:

  1. Why can’t Texas fall into the Gulf? Oklahoma SUCKS.
  2. Guy in a bar says, “Wanna hear a good OU joke?” The guy next to him replies, “Well before you tell that joke, you should know I’m 6′, 200 lbs., and I’m an OU grad. The guy next to me is 6′ 2″…;…, 225lbs, and he’s an OU grad. And the fella next to him is 6′ 5″, 250lbs, and he’s an OU grad. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?” The first guy says, “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
  3. What does the OU grad say to the UT grad? “Do you want fries with that?”
  4. It was reported that Oklahoma head football coach Bob Stoops will only be dressing twenty players for the Texas game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.
  5. What is the difference between an Sooner fan and a puppy? Eventually the puppy stops whining.

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