If you didn’t know – you’re late…my birthday started Thursday.

#78

Five Songs On Birthday ’09 Sing-at-the-top-of-your-lungs Soundtrack:

1. Hide and Seek, Imogen Heap. This year’s theme song.
2. Can’t Live, Mariah Carey. First song I danced with a boy to.
3. Slam, Onyx. Drunken lyrics-memorizing contest.
4. Silence, the Delerium remix of Sarah McLachlan. College day parties.
5. Cowbell, Tapes ‘N Tapes. Dance party.
   

Bonus Track: Elephant Gun, Beirut. Post birthday doldrums.

And by rug I mean hair.

#77

Five Future Possibilities for Blagojevich:

1. TSA employee.
2. Olympic Drug Tester.
3. Donald Trump’s hairdresser.
4. eBay power seller.
5. BCS commissioner.

It was probably better last year.

#76

Five Things I Want 2009 to Forget:

1. Presidential Elections. Or that GW ever was…
2. Economic crisis anything.
3. The lamest World Series ever.
4. This year’s season of Heroes.
   
5. Everything unhealthy I ate and drank.

okay to remember:

Connecticut. All the cool kids are doing it.

#74

Five Ideas of a Good Time Around Here:

Can’t wait.

#73

Five Priorities Until Tomorrow:

1. Making sure every alarm and bell in the house goes off in the morning, must make first chair.
2. Filling my ski pants up with granola bars. (no breaks!)
3. Deciding between pigtails, a mohawk, or giant clown wig.
4. Wall sits and Lunges.
5. Charging phone to call everyone I know after I ski all day.

fresh pow

Shop the deals. It was pretty busy.

#72

Five Stores We Visited Today:

1. Kohl’s.
2. Walmart.
3. Dillards.
4. Cole Sport.
5. Subway. (Ha!)

Kind of depressing.

#71

Five Easy Ways to Lose Your Perfect Tan:

1. Stop going outside.
2. Succumb to skin cancer paranoia.
3. Wear clothing instead of bikinis.
4. One word: sombrero.
5. Move to Utah.

Mostly just listening to myself talk.

#70

Five Conversations I Wasted Most of The Week on:

1. The correct pluralization of ‘moose’.
2. The relative possibility of ‘exploding the fireplace’.
3. How to properly live in a ‘fish bowl’.
   
4. The merits of spending the day watching a ‘Wife Swap’ marathon.
5. Justifying three pairs of snow pants as a ‘non expert’ skier.

You have no idea how I missed you. You better have missed me too.

#69

Five Holy Crap!s (How does one properly write that?):

1. Holy Crap! It’s snowing where I live!
2. Holy Crap! I missed the internet!
3. Holy Crap! The booze rules really are RETARDED!
   example one, example two, example three.
4. Holy Crap! I have CABLE!
5. Holy Crap! This place is huge! It takes too long to clean!