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It’s Already Begun

If you didn’t know – you’re late…my birthday started Thursday.

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Five Songs On Birthday ’09 Sing-at-the-top-of-your-lungs Soundtrack:

  1. Hide and Seek, Imogen Heap. This year’s theme song.
  2. Can’t Live, Mariah Carey. First song I danced with a boy to.
  3. Slam, Onyx. Drunken lyrics-memorizing contest.
  4. Silence, the Delerium remix of Sarah McLachlan. College day parties.
  5. Cowbell, Tapes ‘N Tapes. Dance party.

Bonus Track: Elephant Gun, Beirut. Post birthday doldrums.

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Year End Lists Again

It was probably better last year.

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Five Things I Want 2009 to Forget:

  1. Presidential Elections. Or that GW ever was…
  2. Economic crisis anything.
  3. The lamest World Series ever.
  4. This year’s season of Heroes.
  5. Everything unhealthy I ate and drank.

okay to remember:

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Great Inspiration

If you don’t know who he is, shame on you. Look it up. I suggest Netflix, Watch Instantly.

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Five Favorite Warren Miller Quotes:

  1. If you don’t do it this year, you’ll be one year older when you do.
  2. Adventure is the invitation to common people to become uncommon.
  3. If you don’t scare yourself at least a few times every time you ski, you’re doing something wrong.
  4. Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
  5. The absolute speed of life is one second per second.

 

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Take What You Can Get

Connecticut. All the cool kids are doing it.

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Five Ideas of a Good Time Around Here:

  1. Killingly Commons. It’s a strip mall.
  2. Company Christmas parties. Drink coupons and karaoke.
  3. Seriously, our first gingerbread house.  
  4. Giving grandmas heart attacks.
  5. The Daddy Discount. A+++

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It’s The Final Countdown

Can’t wait.

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Five Priorities Until Tomorrow:

  1. Making sure every alarm and bell in the house goes off in the morning, must make first chair.
  2. Filling my ski pants up with granola bars. (no breaks!)
  3. Deciding between pigtails, a mohawk, or giant clown wig.
  4. Wall sits and Lunges.
  5. Charging phone to call everyone I know after I ski all day.
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fresh pow

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Quotes Added For Clarity

Mostly just listening to myself talk.

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Five Conversations I Wasted Most of The Week on:

  1. The correct pluralization of ‘moose’.
  2. The relative possibility of ‘exploding the fireplace’.
  3. How to properly live in a ‘fish bowl’.
  4. The merits of spending the day watching a ‘Wife Swap’ marathon.
  5. Justifying three pairs of snow pants as a ‘non expert’ skier.

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Five Holy Crap!s

You have no idea how I missed you. You better have missed me too.

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Five Holy Crap!s (How does one properly write that?):

  1. Holy Crap! It’s snowing where I live!
  2. Holy Crap! I missed the internet!
  3. Holy Crap! The booze rules really are RETARDED!
    example one, example two, example three.
  4. Holy Crap! I have CABLE!
  5. Holy Crap! This place is huge! It takes too long to clean!

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