I thought I was good at company. But here’s some problems I’ve been having:

• I stock the fridge with a crap ton of food. It’s not enough.
• I get tired!
• I can’t decide if you want to be woken up stupid early to ski or if I should let you sleep in.
• There’s too much catching up to do.
• We don’t have TV.
• I have the heat on like 79 degrees just in case you’re not warm.

I’m sure there’s more. Suggestions?