It’s official, having a star on the Walk of Fame is completely meaningless:
They gave one to Ricky Martin.
First, I thought maybe this wasn’t the real deal, maybe this was somewhere like, maybe St. Louis? But no. It’s the Hollywood one. I was going to stop by and be touristy there since I’ve never been, but it’s too tainted for me now. There’s only one solution:
I want one.
See, if there’s a case for Ricky Martin (Mr. Shake your Bon Bon) to achieve this, well, the rest of us are just one step closer. I’ll vote for you. We’ll all get one.
Cat Killfoil 
You don’t get nominated – you buy them for $15,000.
You pay $25,000 actually, for the ceremony AFTER you’re nominated.
Where’s he been for the last ten years?
Starring it up somewhere, obviously. But doing what?