No one’s even mentioned the careful aversion of that fact that due to typing all the time, I’m forever late with this one:

Final count on the Calendar of Depression:

1. The letter W appeared a total of 4 times.
2. The letter C appeared a total of 5 times.
3. The letter D appeared a total of 9 times.

If you don’t know what the letters stand for by now, that’s not my problem. We’re talking serious downfall. But what can you expect? It was hard work writing. And that excuse is was the best reason to not work out. Fortunately, I still fit in my pants, so as far as I’m concerned I’m even.