Monthly Archives: September 2006

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The Day Has Come

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austin sports and social club
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No, not the one that Katie Couric was all excited about.

No, not for Suri Cruise fans everywhere.

THE ONE WHERE TEAM RAMROD SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH.

Yes, my friends, it’s time for the 1st game of KICKBALL.

At this point, my team has the following obstacles:

Dunno who’s bringing the beer, not sure what we’re wearing, not sure where the field is, supposed to have a kicking order, dunno how big the ball is, not sure everyone’s even gonna show, do we have enough girls, who’s bringing the beer.

Game’s in T minus three hours. Wish us luck.

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New Movies In Queue

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During the premiere of Nip/Tuck last night, Sony Pictures had movie trailers instead of commercial breaks. I like.

Can’t WAIT to see Stranger than Fiction. Will Farrell may not be too serious, but I think the plot is pure genius. There was also Running With Scissors, a strange book I’ve read so I might check the movie out. Then, Will Smith is some old homeless guy with a kid. Dunno about that one.

stranger than fiction
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Answer To Previous Post: YES.

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Mom wasn’t even concerned that I might-have-ever-so-subtly referred to her as a ‘redneck’. Or that I have a blog. Or that family antics make the blog. I let her know about Snippy’s comment that at least it wasn’t a yard sale, and she said “That story about the BIRDS should be on you blog”.

I’m not even sure how to TELL this story, as talking to my mom just changed the beginning.

What I thought happened: Dad told us kids that it was hot in the house, and the birds (two little stupid things I can’t remember why we had in the first place) were making a lot of noise due to the window being open and the racket of people in the yard checking out all his mirrors with beer logos on them. He brought the birds outside, and some lady offered him so much money for them and the cage she thought was antique that he had no choice but to sell the birds.

What Mom just told me REALLY happened: Dad hates the birds, they go outside, they get sold, Dad is happy.

Sneaky parents, sneaky.

yard sale
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Do They MAKE Rednecks In Connecticut?

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Seriously, no one seems HALF as shocked as me that my parents thought it was perfectly FINE to purchase a hot tub at the state fair. They certainly seemed to think it was fine. They called excited. Here I am, breathing into a paper bag, trying to not act like I’m better than anyone I’m related to; while I listen to the story of the driving out there and the bargaining tactics and the deal with the cover thrown in—come on people.

state fair
www.ontheroadwithdavid.com

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Weekend-itis

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I’m ready to go back to my nice couch, Law and Order reruns, and pajamas. Fridays are too hard to get anything done, and the clock moves slower simply because of how anxious I am to start this wonderful LABOR DAY HOLIDAY WEEKEND that I have nothing planned for…yet.

latesha ruined casual friday for everyone
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