Not exactly. I did get an English degree at UT. Most people find that to be a waste of money. But recently I’ve formed a plan:

• For starters, I’m about to relieve myself of a little thing I call WORK.
• Second, I’m going to write a book. A good one.
• Thirdly, I’m going to PUBLISH this book.

The plan might need a little work. You get the idea.


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(This is all she knows how to read.)