Think about it.
#47Five Questions You Hear In Vegas That Remind You Of Frat Parties:
1. Where are you from?
2. Where are you staying?
3. Sorry, what’s your name again?
4. Is this your first time?
5. What are you doing after this?
Because then nothing works.
#46Five Things I Hate Moving:
1. My internet connection
2. My cell phone service
3. Frozen food
4. Bedsheets
5. Shoes
The thinking man’s game.
#45Five Reasons I Don’t Own My Own Business:
1. Lack of motivation
2. Would give too much away free
3. The saying the “Customer is always right” makes my brain hurt
4. Requires dealing with employees
5.The average net profit of a sole proprietor: About $11.
Always funnier when they are true.
#44Five Reasons We’ve Said No To Houses:
1. A Murphy bed
2. No off street parking
3. ‘Senior style’ living (?)
4. Rent: 6000$/mo. (or 6000$/week here, it happens)
5. What’s next door:
Adventures in hilarity.
#43Five Street Names I’d Choose For My Neighborhood:
1. Mos Def Street
2. House Lane
3. Kentucky Fried Street
4. Turnaround Cove
5. 347576869305 Road
Make your own at Street Sign Generator
Some times the weeks drag, sometimes they fly!
#42Five Things I Couldn’t Plan If I Tried:
1. Dolphins every time I mention dolphins.
2. No traffic at rush hour on Friday.
3. Getting where I was going without being sure how.
4. Free entertainment. Basically everywhere.
5. The Red Bull Air Race. It’s following me.
That was arguably my best week of posts ever, to which y’all paid the least attention. Whine!
#41Five Questions Driving Me Crazy:
What have you got?
It’s time for links.
#40Five Sites Keeping Me From Even Minor Accomplishments:
I’m pretty easily distracted by the internet even more than usual…
I’m not really going to pay them back or anything, but the thought is nice.
#39Five Fads I’d Go Back And Tell My Parents Not To Splurge On For Me:
Anyone? No? Oh, okay…
Cat Killfoil 
