Shopping for no one this year.
#128
Five Most Ridiculous Things I’ve Seen Suggested For Christmas:
- Cole Haan Kindle cover
- Dwight Schrute bobblehead
- 300$ weenie game table
- A tree. Yahoo suggested this 450$ one.
- A marshmallow gun.
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and this is what you’re actually getting:
http://www.amazon.com/Texas-Longhorns-Santa-Claus-Christmas/dp/B001IDFGHK
WANT
I soooo love the marshmallow gun – I just can’t decide on the one for regular size or mini marshmallows
That would have gone perfectly with the Longhorn snuggie. Maybe next year!
Mini marshmallow gun that shoots them into your cocoa. Do they have hot chocolate K cups? Hmm…
Dear Santa, I would really love to get this book for Christmas:
http://www.amazon.com/Control-Christian-Marriages-Priesthood-Children/dp/1425992609/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top
Actually, I would really love just the customer reviews to be published, bound and entitled (in gold leaf) “Caution: May Cause You to Wet Your Pants.”
That’s pretty expensive…
“weenie game table” sounds a lot more fun that it looks.
That was the problem I had with it. Did you see that stores are even selling home Whack.A.Mole games? Sounds cool, but isn’t.
I’m about to give up on you. Did you not read any of the reviews?
I give up on you – did you not read the blog post I wrote about how I don’t read reviews? 😉 Saw that you stole that from DOOCE btw – it’s pretty old. I think somewhere on Youtube she had a public access talk show too, it was SCARY.
This book that was on the side of THOSE reviews caught my eye too…
http://www.amazon.com/Does-Michaels-Daddies-Sarah-Ask/dp/0932859941/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t
The tags are almost as good as the reviews! I might have snorted once or twice. Hee!