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#38

Five Drives And Beaches I’m Gonna See This Weekend:

1. Mulholland Drive
2. Rodeo Drive
3. Huntington Beach
4. Redondo Beach
5. Venice Beach

Finally!

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#37

Five Things Ruining My Beaches These Past Two Weeks:

1. High School Kids On Spring Break
2. College Kids On Spring Break
3. Families Taking Spring Break Vacations
4. Crowds Of Spring Breakers
5. Spring Breakers Making Out

I’m just saying.

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#34

Five Wireless Networks In My Range:

1. URIdiot
2. Zoom
3. Smiths
4. The Matrix
5. Charlottes_Web (get it LOL)

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#33

Five Reasons To Love Netflix:

1. The little emails, letting you know they got what you sent
2. The rating system
3. Getting mail that isn’t a bill
4. Extensive Zombie movie collection
5. Excuse to stay home every third night or so

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#32

Five Inappropriate Valentine Gifts:

1. “Don’t tase me bro” T shirt
2. Waffle maker
3. Gideon bible stolen from hotel (after affair)
4. Anything magnetic
5. Homemade soap

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#31

Five Acronyms I Learned This Week:

1. BTDTGTTSAWIO – Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and wore it out
2. IMNSHO – In my not so humble opinion
3. AFTRA – American Federation of Television and Radio Artists
4. TEFLON -polyTEtraFLuOrethyleNe
5. WWDSHEX – Weather Working Days, Sundays and Holidays Excluded

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#29

Five Things That Shouldn’t Go Wrong On Your Birthday:

1. No presents (yet…hint, hint)
2. No cell phone reception
3. Bad hair dye, requiring repeat trip
4. Bad nail job
5. Stomach ache

Cry me a river, right? This birthday is stupid.

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#28

Five January Things I’m Already Over:

1. People dumping their Christmas trees
2. Getting older
3. American Idol’s return
4. Primaries
5. Cloverfield