Just doing some in house marketing.

#58

Five Upcoming Insightful SomeGoSoftly Posts :

1. Santa Barbara Rules
2. Lipstick Jungle is retarded
3. What is THE MERCEDEMINO
4. Cell Phone Laws are…
5. A whole post about Ice Cream.

Somegosoftly’s new tag line: More real than the Olympics.

#57

Five Hilarious Features of THIS LINK:

1. deisgn apparel (wow)
2. Hulk burger king (also in apparel)
3. Rectifier – wtf? (jewelry)
4. Brecciated jasper sounds funny
5. Looking for ‘red coral earrings’ in electronics

eBay is hilarious.

Feeling a little entertainment gripey:

#56

Five Things Ruined and How:

1. Brett Favre’s legacy; Brett Favre
2. NBC Olympic Coverage; NBC ad space
3. A. Rod’s marriage; A. Rod
4. VH1; VH1 Celebreality
5. Katie Holmes; tight rolled jeans

#55

Five Reasons Manny Really Wanted To Leave:

1. BoSox took away his free Fenway Franks card for overuse
2. Wants to meet Britney
3. Tired of hanging out with Matt Damon
4. Paul Pierce not answering his phone calls
5. ESL programs in LA

Some funny pictures.

#54

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Or, the there are worse things game.

#53

Five Situations I Should Worry About More Than, Or At Least As Much As, The Gum That Somehow Ruined My Favorite Dress:

1. The economy
2. Darfur
3. Global Warming
4. Gas Prices
5. War in the Middle East

It’s actually been sunny, so I’ve been busy.

#52

Adventures in Celebrity Ridiculousness:

1. Knox
2. Leon
3. Vivienne
4. Marcheline
5. Jolie-Pitt

Number four is okay, it’s her mom.

Not too tongue in cheek I hope.

#51

Five Things To Ignore While Celebrating Independence:

1. The produce you can’t eat. LINK
2. The meat you can’t eat. LINK
3. The people that are staying home. LINK
4. What a stupid idea biofuels are. LINK
5. What the beaches will be like tomorrow. LINK

Let’s not forget those suffering due to wildfires either. Here’s a remarkable map link.

A whole lifetime of accomplishment in a little list.

#50

Five Things That Will, No Matter What Might Be Wrong With Me, Make Me Laugh:

1. The “Max Power” episode of The Simpsons.
2. Chacarron.
3. The story where one great aunt told shouted to some people that the other great aunt attending “Curves” wasn’t losing weight. At a funeral.
4. Husband. Dancing.
5. Anyone snorting when they laugh.

I updated the Friday Fives information page with a bunch of depressing whining if you’re interested, world.

Once you go Blackberry…that’s bad, never mind.

#49

Five Things Blackberry Brought Into My World That Now I Can’t Live Without:

1. A better mp3 player.
2. Actual cell phone coverage. Whoa.
3. Facebook, all the time.
4. A husband that can, finally, text.
5. Brickbreaker