As I mentioned here, Fremont is the Center of the Universe. So it should come as no surprise that this is the tag line for their Annual 5k Fun Run. We went down there yesterday to observe the 40-some-odd teams of five that ran the “Briefcase Relay”. You must be in business attire from the waist up, and hilarious as possible at all times. Your briefcase must contain the Yellow Pages, with which you run 1k, and pass off like a heavy, useless baton. I know it’s not that far, but the relay clearly confused a couple peeps. We were duly entertained.